My first bowling league stint ended several weeks ago, and I've been eagerly awaiting my trophy. Everyone gets a trophy, but I really felt like I earned mine. I was consistently the lowest scorer/ worst bowler all season, but I really started to improve right at the end. Anyway, I finally got it today and had to share...
Um... There are so many things wrong with this picture.
Where do I begin?
- I think it's fairly obvious that I am not a man, but whatever.
- I have suffered a lifelong battle with my last name... It seems people can't help turning Kirkpatrick into Kilpatrick. I pretty much expect it. At least it doesn't say Fitzpatrick. That one sends me over the edge.
- The team name is New Bloodz. Zzz. Duh. Why would anyone name a bowling team New Bloody?
- Getting 5th place out of a team of 4 people must mean that I am terrible beyond reproach...
This is now my most hilarious possession, and I will cherish it until the end of days. Seriously.